I AM MORK............

IN TWO OF YOUR EARTH YEARS WE WILL BE READY TO TAKE OVER YOUR WORLD. DOGS WILL BE BANISHED. MICE WILL BE SPECIALLY BRED FOR PLAYING WITH AND HUNTING. GRAVY WILL NOT BE PERMITTED ON FOOD. ONLY JELLY. AND NO MORE SQUIRTING STUFF IN MY EARS. YOU WILL PAY FOR MAKING FUN OF ME. WE WILL SEE HOW YOU LIKE SLEEPING UNDER THE TABLE EVERY NIGHT!

BE AFRAID..............MEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWW...........

Oh, here are some pictures of me taken by my owners. It's the usual 'cute cat' stuff designed to make me look foolish. Bah!

......Hey, a moth.........come here you.................